Story (Space Chapter)

(Note: This article is completely story-based. Any upgrades will not be noted. Buildings and other important purchases will be mentioned, but their price will not be stated.)

(Note 2: Some of these things do not actually happen in the game. All of the key story elements are here, but other things, such as Burger helping you build things, is creative liberty.)

Total darkness. Is anyone there? Hey, what's that noise? Wow! A beautiful planet, all alone in it's solar system. It must be pretty cool being a planet. They look so full of life. Hmm? There's no life on its surface? I'm sure there is plenty of life for you to find out there. Now, the game begins.

You are a beautiful little planet, hanging out in a cozy little solar system. Explore further, and you will find a strange, potato-shaped asteroid. But what's this? A small robot is wandering around the surface of the asteroid. He introduces himself as Burger. He doesn't have much recollection of anything before the asteroid - all of his memories were on USB stick, and Burger has lost them. Oh well. You invite him down to your surface, where he begins to collect resources. He also lets you in on a secret: the asteroid isn't an asteroid at all! It is actually a giant piece of Coco Pops cereal! What a revelation! With this newfound wisdom, you place an automatic swirly straw on the Coco Pop's surface, which sucks up coco for you.

You suddenly have the idea to build a workshop. It's great! Burger helps you build a friend house, just in case anyone wants to drop by. You search deeper into the solar system, and see a strange, gnome-like man sitting in a flying saucer. It's Space Ben, here to offer you the best deals in the galaxy! You look through his catalogue, and - GASP! It's Burger's lost USB drives! You purchase them as quick as you can, and that somehow brings Burger's friends over to your surface. Meet Meltyface, a living Popsicle, Sweatson, Burgers old dog, and John, a demonic shadow-dog that Burger met after his divorce. Off to the friend house they go! You go back to Space Ben, and notice that he has some starmaps in stock. Maybe these will find you some more planetary friends. You purchase one, and suddenly see a refrigerator floating out in space. You open it up to find Derek, an angry bull-man with a hatred for jerks. Somebody clearly wanted him to cool off. As annoyed as he is, he agrees to join your party.

Burger suddenly rushes up to you. He tells you that, as he was out working, he found a valley full of dungeon on your surface. You go to inspect, but obviously can't fit inside yourself. You hear the raucous sounds of jerks partying. I wonder who we could call to deal with that. Derek rushes over, smelling jerks. He goes down into the Juicy Dungeon, and promptly beats up the jerks. Down at the bottom, Derek slips in a puddle of juice. It's an ancient Juiciosaurus. He goes to your friend house. Back at Space Ben's, you purchase another star map. You see something stupid looking in the distance. It's the Stupid-Looking Planet. He's got a major in economics, and will sell you whatever resources you need. Hang on - what's that trembling noise? Is that an earthquake? Nope, it's just Derek, beating up all of the jerks in the Scary Dungeon. The final jerk hits the ground, and Derek seems triumphant. However, that quickly turns to fear. There's a ghost down there! It's the Coco Ghost, and he goes to your friend house. Space Ben calls out to you, saying that he has another starmap for you. Where could this one lead? A small red spot appears in the distance. As it floats closer, you realize it's a giant apple! It sounds like someone is in there! You knock on the apple's surface, and a wormlike voice asks you if you're popular. You've got five friends, so you are pretty popular. A giant worm comes out of the apple. He introduces himself as Remouladin, the almighty Worm God. He notices that you are well on your way to becoming a lively planet, and will help you out if you get six friends. You call Derek over, but he doesn't answer. He's down in the Cool Dungeon, beating more jerks. You wait a bit, and hear Derek muttering about how cold it is. Suddenly, you hear a fanboyish scream from Derek. You go to investigate, and- OMG! Is that Kim Cumber, the legendary dungeon crawler? You feel so cool now that Kim is your friend.

Remouladin notices this change in population, and offers to help you get to a new solar system. You happily agree, hoping to find some more friends. Remouladin retreats into his apple. Confused, you move in for a closer look. Suddenly, a magic wormhole comes out of the apple. You have no time to react as it sucks you in, leaving your friends behind, and leading you to a new chapter in your life.

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